Sunday, February 8, 2009

Gina Needs MeMe....Oh Dear!

You just put your first name, then 'needs' in inverted commas into google and hit search. (My comments in bold...)

Gina Needs to Get Fu*@ed! - (some may agree with that - ha ha! Or, as a wise woman I know always responded to this suggestion 'Not my turn' ha ha!)

Gina needs to borrow bail money from Sheneneh - (Yep, come on Sheneheh cough it up)

Gina Needs your Help - (Vacuuming, seriously! Maybe throw in some ironing?)

Gina needs to come out with an energy drink next (Rockstar watch out!!)

Gina needs to speak her mind - (Sometimes, definitely)

Gina's needs
a back-to-basics rethink - (Nah I like it complicated, thanks - he he!)

Gina needs
an English tutor - (Is my spelling THAT bad?)

Gina needs
to fight - (....?)

Gina needs
to get her oar wet. Actually, she needs to get a spanking with it (This was on a lesbian website......a spanking eh.....good grief!!!)

Now I have censored the list a little because it was a bit much!.....



A few others I found....

Gina is a 40 y.o. crossdresser living in Auckland, New Zealand.

Gina needs
to get some dick before she rips somebody’s.......

Gina's Houseboat Needs a Name

Gina needs to shut up when people are trying to play guitar hero 3 ...Z17 is playing it right now...I better shhhh!!!!!


Interesting!

G
xx



12 comments:

Natalie said...

Oh! too, too funny!
Peeing myself! Hee,hee, hoo,hoo, aah!

Anonymous said...

A 40yo cross dresser????

Oh my god, I laughed so hard!

HA - everyone should do this, STAT!

:D

Unknown said...

gina need to get her oar wet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!fricken hilarious !!!
now my computer seat is wet !!!!

Michelle said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

am doing this today!

xx

Eric S. said...

:0 Yike's such an interesting search, with "interesting" results. Comical and fun ;)

Anonymous said...

Interesting stuff. Such fulfilling needs. *giggles(

Michelle said...

G, off topic here....about the glandular fever, in hindsight, she has had a recurring gland/throat thing going on for years now! Maybe longer...and she suddenly put on lots of weight about aged 8 or 9...is this ringing bells for you? She is also a picky eater and has existed on junk food for years because she 'doesnt like' things and refuses to eat them.
She has been losing the weight over the past year or so but still...

Hmmmm....

Myst_72 said...

Michelle ~ Ringing many bells for me!
SM is still having positive blood tests for glandular fever, and he first got it 3 years ago - so the tests should tell you.

Ah the picky eating....I am just trying to organise something there for SM - I have no idea if or how they are going to help - it's an almighty job they're getting!

Does she 'not like' the taste, texture, smell or all three?

Also the more I read the more early onset puberty seems also a factor in depression/anxiety/weight gain around this age - it didn't help with SM that's for sure.

I really hope it's not glandular fever Michelle....from what I have read 10% of glandular fever sufferers end up with chronic fatigue. I felt so pressured to send SM back to school ASAP that I gave in (against my better judgement, I knew he wasn't better).
Now I only use MY judgement - screw everyone else!!

G
xx

Michelle said...

I was expecting her to start bleeding 'any minute' now from aged 10...but she only started last year and is only just now growing boobs so I dont know about that bit.

I will ask her re the taste texture thing, I just always assumed she was stubborn. Hmmm

Yes, my gut says just watch her and see re school. I got some vitamin C, zinc and echanacea today to kick start her immune system hopefully....argh

Myst_72 said...

Michelle - I am trialling SM on Glutamine, olive leaf extract and coconut oil (he won't take this on a spoon so I am rubbing into his skin, hopefully it will have the same effect). It seems to lift him a little, his fatigue has been so chronic for so long it's going to take a bit to budge I think - or hopefully he will wake up one day and be all better.

I hope she is feeling better soon,
do what you think is best!

G
xx

Lceel said...

I gotta try this. This is hilarious.

Myst_72 said...

Lou - Go for it!!! Ha ha! It's a crack up!

G
xx