Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Big Boobs? Don't go dress shopping then...

What the hell do people with breast implants do???


Bloody hell, went shopping for a maxi dress today :(

In a retail shop even, you know, where they run around and bring you stuff....jeez haven't done that in YEARS!!!!

So anyway to no avail - nothing fucking fit.

If it fits in the top it's too big in the bottom, or it fits in the bottom and is ultra skin tight porn star style disgusting in the top..........

The only thing that was gunna fit was a plain black "Oh yeah ok I'll settle for this then" number which I was not paying $130 for........no way

Stuff it then I'll wear jeans and a goddamn tent Friday night................................

But hey - I filled in a quiet afternoon for the shop assistant ladies, who were very nice I should add (and like genuine nice not that 'I'm being nice cos I have to type of nice')

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7 comments:

The Tall Red Head said...

Tell me about it!! Size 16 boobs, 12 waist and 14 hips...makes it damn near impossible. Thank god my mum can sew.

Myst_72 said...

Toni - Yep...just thinking of getting Mum sewing for me too....grrr! :)

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Lceel said...

Big boobs? Not. A. Problem.

EVER.

At least, not as far as I'M concerned.

Jayne said...

Oh, yeah, I hear ya!
Actually another blog gal in Qld, Rhubarb posted about her frustrations with clothing and big boobs, too!

Myst_72 said...

Jayne ~ Really? I'll check it out :)

Lou ~ Now why does this not surprise me....?? ;)

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warriorwoman said...

i don't own a dress.

have never owned a dress.

probably will never own a dress.

i am a woman.

dresses were made for men.

Anonymous said...

Oh AMEN to this post. Oh yeah!